--> Uninteresting and Uninterested

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(via stability)

theyfuckingsaidmegstiel:

angryseawitch:

do you know how fast i would buy that

yes i am from msaeachubaets that is exactly how you spell it

(via barf420)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(via stability)

white girl: 

i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.


white boy: 

come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.


white girl: 

you're just trying to scare me.


white boy: 

lmao


 

they continue walking for a few seconds


 

*white couple hears noise*


white girl: 

babe what that??


white boy: 

i'll go investigate


 

*leaves her alone*


 

*choking noises*


white girl: 

zack!!!


white boy: 

ha ha just kidding!


white girl: 

asshole!


white boy: 

im just playin babe


white girl: 

that wasnt funny but ur still cute


 

*playful kiss*


 

*things turn sexy*


 

*hear noise*


white boy: 

i'll go investigate


 

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*


 

*maybe a thud*


white girl: 

zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!


 

*she walks and he dead*


white girl: 

ahhh!!


 

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*


white girl: 

ahhh!!!


 

*white girl runs*


 

*dead end*


 

*hides*


 

*thinks she free n safe*


 

*guy catches her*


 

*cuts her*


 

*she dead*


opening title slashes across screen: 

BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D


you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

(via fuckkmethrice)