--> Uninteresting and Uninterested


i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(via stability)



do you know how fast i would buy that

yes i am from msaeachubaets that is exactly how you spell it

(via barf420)


if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(via stability)

white girl: 

i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: 

come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: 

you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: 



they continue walking for a few seconds


*white couple hears noise*

white girl: 

babe what that??

white boy: 

i'll go investigate


*leaves her alone*


*choking noises*

white girl: 


white boy: 

ha ha just kidding!

white girl: 


white boy: 

im just playin babe

white girl: 

that wasnt funny but ur still cute


*playful kiss*


*things turn sexy*


*hear noise*

white boy: 

i'll go investigate


*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*


*maybe a thud*

white girl: 

zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!


*she walks and he dead*

white girl: 



*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: 



*white girl runs*


*dead end*




*thinks she free n safe*


*guy catches her*


*cuts her*


*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: 


you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

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